I played yesterday before my gig,,,,, After thinking about the gas to get there, breakfast before, green fees, Coke from da cart girl and then gas to get home,,,, it's gotta be around $90.00,,,,

I did declare 12 rounds off my taxes last year, 1 a month for business. I plat with my agent,,,, but I try not to touch his balls as he always like to keep them clean on his own. I offer sometimes to wash his balls, but he likes to use a special towel that wont scratch his balls, wereas I like to put mine in the washer and pulll it up and down and get them all soapy and wet, and then dry them off with a towel...

Too each his own I guess.....
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  • Anaan
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    Re: It's Expencive To Play With My Balls!

    Sun, June 3, 2007 - 6:03 PM
    He must have very sensitive balls. Yours on the other hand, sound like they can take a good beating.
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    • Re: It's Expencive To Play With My Balls!

      Sun, June 3, 2007 - 6:35 PM
      You'd be amazed at how hard I hit my balls,,,, sometimes I don't think they'll even come down. I pull that long stick of mine, and then I wack my balls,,, guys stand there and watch in amazment.

      Last week I wack my balls 275 yards once... then I had to hit them 3 more times before I got them in the hole....
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      • Anaan
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        Re: It's Expencive To Play With My Balls!

        Sun, June 3, 2007 - 6:41 PM
        "I pull that long stick of mine, and then I wack my balls,,, guys stand there and watch in amazment."

        Ooh... I can totally picture it!
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        • Re: It's Expencive To Play With My Balls!

          Sun, June 3, 2007 - 7:26 PM
          geeeze you aren't gonna let my balls go, are you? Okay,,,, you wanna a pic... sit back and visualize this..........

          me standing in the tee box,,,, my one hand has a red glove on, better to grip my long shaft with....... I stand there, legs apart, looking down at my ball,,, it's white ya know, with little bumps on it...

          I have my shaft in my hand, I get a firm grip on it,,, I waggle it a bit,,, back and forth... then, when I feel ready,,, I pull it back hard and fast and swing it down,,, my shaft is moving so fast...

          Then wack! I hit my ball and it takes off,,,, it was a good solid wack and I stand there with a very content look on my face, pleased at what I had just done.....

          I turn and look over my shoulder, and the other guys are staring at me in amazment, jaws open, looking at that shaft in my still warm hand,,, and they just say... "wow"

          hows that?
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